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Do you absolutely hate eating?
Are you tired of having to chew?

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Gerber: a STAPLE for your child's diet. Literally.

Worried about your children not receiving all of the vitamins and nutrients they need? Most parents do. That's where an established and trusted brand like Gerber comes into play, right?

Gerber promises to abide by "strict standards" stating that, "we work hard to make sure we meet all the latest safety, quality, and regulatory standards for our products, ingredients, and packaging..."

Apparently under those strict guidelines industrial staples make the cut. In Lakewood, Washington a child choked on a one inch staple that is believed to have come from his Gerber Graduate meal.

Well Gerber, you've put a whole new meaning to staple foods.

(Read the full article here)

Drunk 4 Year Old Steals Neighbor's Christmas Presents

Yes, you read that correctly.

Little Hayden cracked open a cold bud light, "escaped" his home, snagged some gifts, and was later found drunk wearing a brown dress.

Watch the video

Safety First!

This was the scene outside my window the other day...

But - don't worry, the electrician remembered his hard hat...

This Dude Blew It

Dressed as a Breathalyzer for Halloween, this Ohio Man blew 0.158 percent on a Breathalyzer test.

Miller was cited on charges including:
Operating a vehicle while intoxicated
Underage possession of alcohol
Having an open container
Having a fake ID
One-way street violation.

NICE ONE.

RSB: Really Stupid Blonde.

Oh Boy.


...I have to wonder if this was intentional.

Keyboard/Skateboard

Uhh, Okay?